Thursday, November 1, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Fireworkkk

A blond couple decide they don't want any more children so they go to the doctor for advice. The doctor gives the man a box and a firework and tells him to put the firework in the box, light it and count to ten. "How will this help" the man asks. "Never mind" says the doctor, "just do it". So the man goes home, puts the firework in the box, lightsit and starts to count. When he reaches five, he pauses and puts the box between his legs before continuing on the other hand.

Blonde Football Player

Did you hear about the blonde football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Car Accident

A blonde guy was having a fight with his neighbor. Things had escalated to the point where it was getting ugly. One day they were both driving their cars on the highway when they collided in a huge accident. The cars were totaled, but, miraculously, neither of them was hurt.
"This must be a sign that we're supposed to put our differences behind us and be friends," said the blonde.
"Yes," said the neighbor. "I agree."
The neighbor went back to the wreckage of his car and found a bottle of whisky which had somehow survived the collision. "This must be a sign that we should celebrate."
"I agree," said the blonde. The neighbor offered him the bottle and he took a couple of large gulps. Then the neighbor took the bottle back to his car.
"Aren't you going to have any?" asked the blonde.
"No, I think I will wait until after the police leave."

Blind Drunken Man

A drunken blind man walks into a bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, "Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?"
The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, "You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound wrestler on the other side of you and the 225 pound black belt bouncer who's staring at you nastily. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
"Nah," says the blind guy, "not if I'm going to have to explain it twice."

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Shovel Da Snow

Father:  I thought I asked you to go out and shovel the snow off the driveway.
Blonde Son:  You did, I'm on my way.
Father:  But you only have one boot on.
Blonde Son:  Well, there's only one foot of snow.

Football Star Wannabe

Did you hear about the blonde football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?